This post is for George and Alan; the Burro Brothers, with love from Bernard and Ellsworth; the Donkey Boys.

Dear George and Alan, 

Cone spring training started this weekend and we want you to know we’re your biggest fans.

You’ve set the bar high, which is why we’ll be working extra hard on things like strength training and eye-mouth coordination,

and cone carry techniques…

…because we want to avoid any dropped cones. Sorry Coach!

We’ll also be working on balance…

…and of course, flexibility.

You’ve inspired us to greatness. Here’s to a great Cone season!

With love,

Bernard and Ellsworth  xx00xx